3 definitions by Cock Johnson III

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One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.
When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull
de Cock Johnson III 01 Aprilie 2005

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A specially made cork thats inserted into ones butt because they are afraid off gay men who try to stick there gay sausage in a straight mans rump.
Unknowingly walk into a gay night club and and suddenly become swarmed by hungry gay fucks who try and force there man meat in your ass, quickly deploy your anal cork, and penetration will be avoided.
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A game among friends who join in a circle and get eachothers rocks off, get nice, hard well established solid boner, then you pick teams, and take turns poking one another in the butt,whoever is left wins.
just like playing tag-your it, but you use yout man meat with a solid erection. The best way to play is each member ingesting 4 viagra pills each, and staying heard hours on end.
de Cock Johnson III 01 Aprilie 2005

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