To wing someone: to place both them and a pigeon in a time machine, sending them both back to India in 1945. After they have had an interesting cultural experience, the key part of the 'winging' experience is when both are placed back into the time machine-transporter, whereby on the return journey the individual and the pigeon combine - leaving the pigeon with huge human arms, and the human with tiny pigeon wings.
Person 1: "I really don't like Brad."
Person 2: "Why don't you wing him then?"
Person 1: "Good idea, I'll find the pigeon - and you get the time machine ready."