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84 definitions by Billebllunt

 
1.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"
de billebllunt 08 Mai 2014
 
2.
Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."
de billebllunt 09 Decembrie 2013
 
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Noun

1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"

"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
de billebllunt 08 Decembrie 2013
 
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Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
de billebllunt 12 Februarie 2014
 
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Noun

1. A term used to the describe the resulting hairstyle of a bukkake with at least a 5 man to 1 woman ratio. This can only occur when all of the men ejaculate simultaneously into the womans hair and then take turns slapping the back of her head so that when it dries, she resembles the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls.

2. The "There's Something About Mary" Cameron Diaz cum flip hairstyle multiplied by greater than or equal to a factor of 5.

3. Any patch of body hair with a cum crest.
"Surgeon Generals Warning: Studies show that too many flock of seagulls could result in permanent hair loss in women."
de billebllunt 19 Ianuarie 2014
 
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Noun

1. A term used to describe two pairs of married gay men who have gone on several double dates together, have already had sex several times and are all chummy with each other. When going on these double dates, all 4 men ride together in a van. One of them is usually black and wears lots of jewelry. There is also usually an older one, the father figure type, with a cigar/cornhole fetish. There is ALWAYS a clean cut, metrosexual one and the fourth member is a wildcard.
Q: "Did you get a load of that faggoty bowling team down there, Rick?"

A: "Yeah, I saw them pull up in a van and if I didn't know any better, I'd swear they were THE GAY TEAM."
de billebllunt 19 Ianuarie 2014
 
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Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
de billebllunt 19 Ianuarie 2014