1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"