Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually
be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary
occupation is providing for the physical needs
of Welfare Bulls. Usually
has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment
pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from
a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.