Oct 14
CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture". Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken.

In some cases, "Torture" is considered "Play". The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out.

Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.
Girl: "His balls are so long! They slap against my ass all the time, I love it."
de crax 09 Aprilie 2005
Oct 13
A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.
Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"
de BamBamKam 30 Noiembrie 2014
Oct 10
A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
de joecoolthefool 23 Septembrie 2015
Oct 9
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
de T2kizz 27 Septembrie 2015
Oct 8
Handcrafted, handmade
Manufacturing is coming back to the U.S. but the products are more handufactured than mass produced.
de geniusthakid 24 Septembrie 2015
Oct 7
When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don't like at all and the other person has no idea.
CP: "Hanging out with my best friend Heather at the mall"

Ugh, Heather is such a bitch. Definitely going to hate-like that status.
de bostonbarb 21 Septembrie 2011
Oct 6
When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.
A 90 year old woman who shops at forever 21 is a trend bomber.
de K-Chillr 25 Septembrie 2015
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