Ian 7
When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
de JaySteeze 02 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 6
The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.
"I neglected to ask Mom if she wanted to come to the movies and she went all mother nuts on me, crying and telling me that she's never been so wronged by anyone in her life and what a giant disappointment I am to her."
de MrMeta4 02 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 5
When one eats spaghetti all alone, while also being sad and depressed
"How was dinner last night?"
"I had sadghetti....."
de Meme Master Lucifer 02 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 4
Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"
Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread
de dinodianne 02 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 3
Synonym of "sidechick" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.
I've seen that girl talk to seven of her sidedicks tonight.
de stepchap 02 Septembrie 2011
Ian 2
Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
de Some wiseman 01 Ianuarie 2015
Dec 31
12 months of absolute hell and fuckery
TV: -Ball drops-
Everyone: WOOT WOOT ET IS YEAR 2014
Person 1: -sarcastic- yay, another 12 months of fuckery and hell
de EnderWright 28 Decembrie 2013

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