Ian 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
de Tommy Mats 28 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
de Trudub 29 August 2006
Ian 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
de Baconatordlx 26 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
de jmbx2007x 26 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
de paora 26 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
de Riley finn 17 Ianuarie 2015
Ian 24
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
de The wild wes 17 Ianuarie 2015

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