Mar 26
The rare awkward moment between two male acquaintances or friends when the parting gesture (handshake, fist bump, or bro hug) gets fumbled. This occurs most often either when one goes in for a bro hug and the other wants to shake hands, or when one goes for the traditional handshake and the other goes for some version of the urban handshake. The awkwardness usually lingers until your next parting, at which time you both slightly overcompensate for the previous confusion by first, deciding what form your parting will take, and second, executing it with decidedly more gusto than usual.
We totally botched our handshake last time.
Tots, brah, that was as ugly a braux pas as you're gonna see.

This time, it's a handshake, OK?
Sounds good. I was feeling a little weird about it, too.
de Ae5Ea8 15 Ianuarie 2015
Mar 25
Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh
"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"
de Tompson Versetti 24 Mai 2004
Mar 24
expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker
jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
de killa 03 Martie 2005
Mar 23
when one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the f*ck up about it.
she: we really need to talk....

he: UGH!! ya know, we'd get along much better if you didn't speak.

(she can't help herself, she's in unrequieted love.....)
de thelilsis 10 Mai 2010
Mar 22
It's upside down, upside down.
umop apisdn
de Anonymous 25 August 2003
Mar 21
Just about to hit send on a text message when you think better of it and stop
It was on the tip of my thumb to tell my mom how I felt about her new boyfriend
de md767 04 Martie 2015
Mar 20
To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good
Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking
de ItsMaybeEthernet 09 Martie 2015

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